The Bag First Opened (Continued)

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The form also moved into law. In Indiana, the First Church of Cannabis tested whether marijuana could be treated as a sacrament under the language of religious freedom. Its first service included hymns and testimony about marijuana, though no cannabis was present because possession remained illegal. Pastor Bill Jenkins, watching from a more conventional religious world, rejected the premise in one blunt sentence: “I don’t believe it’s a religion. I believe it’s a drug house.”³

That was not merely a culture-war insult. It was the dispute in miniature. One side asked the state to see sacrament. The other saw evasion. Between them sat the question regulators and courts are forced to answer badly, because the law can test conduct more easily than belief: when is sacred language carrying faith, and when is it carrying a prohibited product under another name?

Oakland pushed the same problem into stranger territory. The Zide Door Church of Entheogenic Plants treated cannabis and psilocybin mushrooms as sacrament and sued the city after a police raid. Reuters described the case as “Grateful Dead meets Harvard Law Review,” and the phrase holds because the scene contained all the contradictions at once: a storefront church, psychedelic culture, controlled substances, constitutional language, zoning law, and a city trying to decide whether it was regulating religion or an unlicensed dispensary.⁴

A lawyer quoted by Reuters put the friction where it belongs. The case showed the difficulty of deciding what counts as religion and how governments should regulate groups that use plants as part of their practice. Not every unusual religious claim is a scam. Not every plant sacrament is a disguise. A state that treats every unfamiliar ritual as evasion will eventually punish sincere belief. A state that treats every sacred claim as conclusive will eventually invite performance.⁴

There is another limit. A robe is not a passport. A habit does not erase procedure. Customs officers use tips, scanners, passenger data, and behavioral cues; prosecutors still have to prove knowledge, not merely clothing. The monks in Sri Lanka may turn out to include dupes, minor participants, or organizers, and those distinctions matter. The point is not that symbols defeat systems. It is that they can slow a system by making ordinary suspicion feel premature.

There is a further risk, too, and it runs in the opposite direction. Once a robe appears in a drug case, the public can begin to treat the robe itself as evidence. The same shortcut that may have delayed suspicion before the search can produce too much certainty afterward. A symbol can protect, but it can also condemn. That is why the legal question remains stubbornly factual: who packed the bag, who knew what was inside it, who paid for the trip, and who was waiting when the luggage cleared?

On a New York sidewalk, the delay can be worth twenty dollars. Buddhist leaders warned tourists about fake monks who handed out trinkets and demanded donations in public places. “The problem seems to be increasing,” said the Rev. T.K. Nakagaki, president of the Buddhist Council of New York. “They are very aggressive and hostile if you don’t give them money.” His group warned that the men had no affiliation with Buddhist temples. “Please be aware,” one post said. “This is a scam.”⁵

The sidewalk version matters because it reduces the mechanism to eye level. A tourist does not need to know Buddhist monastic rules to hesitate before refusing a robed man with a bracelet and a donation sheet. The hesitation is not incidental. It is what the scammer is selling.

In Colombia, the same wager appeared in harder form. Three women dressed as nuns arrived on the island of San Andrés after a flight from Bogotá. Police said their habits looked shabby and their behavior looked nervous, so officers searched them.

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